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Haskell, Ruby Tutorial’s compared (Leksah IDE failed to install)

Jan 2

Posted by Mark Essel in Uncategorized

[1:33:48 PM] Mark Essel: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Functional_programming

[1:52:47 PM] Mark Essel: http://tryruby.org/

[2:01:20 PM] Mark Essel: http://clojure.org/

[2:01:50 PM] Mark Essel: http://fantom.org/

[2:09:47 PM] Mark Essel: http://www.paulgraham.com/ideas.html

[2:19:05 PM] Mark Essel: http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/Meta-tutorial

[2:21:23 PM] Mark Essel: http://leksah.org/download.html *couldn’t get this to work*

[2:30:14 PM] *** Mark Essel added Lidicus ***

[2:32:25 PM] Mark Essel: http://tryruby.org/

[2:33:37 PM] Mark Essel: http://haskell.org/ghc/download_ghc_6_12_1.html#windows

[2:38:36 PM] Mark Essel: http://book.realworldhaskell.org/read/

*some Haskell code didn’t come in nicely*

[2:40:27 PM] Mark Essel: fail

[2:43:45 PM] Mark Essel: http://tryruby.org/

[2:44:48 PM] Mark Essel: http://codepad.org/

[2:48:45 PM] Mark Essel: http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/Meta-tutorial

[2:50:05 PM] Mark Essel: array.each do |asshole|

[2:51:41 PM] Mark Essel: http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/Learn_Haskell_in_10_minutes

[2:56:47 PM] Mark Essel: http://www.victusspiritus.com

[3:08:37 PM] Mark Essel: http://tryruby.org/

[3:34:03 PM] Mark Essel: maui

[4:05:31 PM] Mark Essel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-zj9bnHhAg

[4:17:17 PM] Lidicus: http://news.google.com/archivesearch?pz=1&cf=all&ned=us&hl=en&q=%22thus+afforded%22

[4:25:03 PM] Mark Essel: http://tryruby.org/

[4:44:59 PM] Mark Essel: http://mashable.com/2009/12/29/nokia-apple-itc-complaint/

[1:33:48 PM] Mark Essel: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Functional_programming[1:52:47 PM]

Mark Essel: http://tryruby.org/[2:01:20 PM] Mark Essel: http://clojure.org/[2:01:50 PM]

Mark Essel: http://fantom.org/[2:09:47 PM]

Mark Essel: http://www.paulgraham.com/ideas.html[2:19:05 PM]

Mark Essel: http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/Meta-tutorial[2:21:23 PM]

Mark Essel: http://leksah.org/download.html[2:30:14 PM] ***

Mark Essel added Lidicus ***[2:32:25 PM]

Mark Essel: http://tryruby.org/[2:33:37 PM]

Mark Essel: http://haskell.org/ghc/download_ghc_6_12_1.html#windows[2:38:36 PM]

Mark Essel: http://book.realworldhaskell.org/read/[2:39:52 PM]

Mark Essel: fail[2:43:45 PM]

Mark Essel: http://tryruby.org/[2:44:48 PM]

Mark Essel: http://codepad.org/[2:48:45 PM]

Mark Essel: http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/Meta-tutorial[2:50:05 PM]

Mark Essel: array.each do |stuff|[2:51:41 PM] *edited to correct for offensiveness*

Mark Essel: http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/Learn_Haskell_in_10_minutes[2:56:47 PM]

Mark Essel: http://www.victusspiritus.com[3:08:37 PM]

Mark Essel: http://tryruby.org/[3:34:03 PM]

Mark Essel: maui[3:58:15 PM]

Mark Essel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-zj9bnHhAg[4:17:17 PM]

Lidicus: http://news.google.com/archivesearch?pz=1&cf=all&ned=us&hl=en&q=%22thus+afforded%22[4:19:29 PM]

Mark Essel: http://tryruby.org/[4:44:59 PM]

Mark Essel: http://mashable.com/2009/12/29/nokia-apple-itc-complaint/

Tags: Functional Programming, Haskell, Leksah IDE, patent squatting, Ruby

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Crapchat on Binomial expansion, Taylor series practice, and LISP

Dec 27

Posted by Mark Essel in Uncategorized

We have compressed hours of meaningless banter into a few compressed links for only our most devoted fans. Bless you all.

[Witching Hour] Lidicus::afk smoke
[4:36:24 PM] Mark Essel: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fibonacci_number
[4:37:29 PM] Mark Essel:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Fibonacci_spiral_34.svg
[4:37:55 PM] Mark Essel: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N-body_problem
[4:41:35 PM] Mark Essel: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=binomial
[4:42:19 PM] Mark Essel: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory
[4:43:35 PM] Mark Essel: List?
[4:43:46 PM] Lidicus: lisp
[4:43:48 PM] Mark Essel: k
[4:43:52 PM] Mark Essel:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisp_(programming_language)
[4:44:04 PM] Lidicus: sure sure sure sure sure
[4:45:01 PM] Lidicus: “Listen you queer: call me a crypto-nazi one more
time and I’ll sock you in your goddamned face; and you will stay
plastered.”
[4:45:55 PM] Lidicus: and golden grahams…
[4:49:45 PM] Mark Essel:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scheme_(programming_language)
[4:50:13 PM] Mark Essel: http://www.haskell.org/
[4:50:27 PM] Mark Essel: http://www.scala-lang.org/
[4:50:37 PM] Lidicus: has kell will program reads the card of a man
[4:50:48 PM] Mark Essel:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C_Sharp_(programming_language)
[4:51:05 PM] Lidicus: is anyone even reading this?
[4:54:36 PM] Mark Essel: saving for later

Tags: Binomial Expansion, Expensive BMWs that serve as an anchor, LISP, Scheme, Taylor Series Practice

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World of Warcraft Airwolf Meets Bell Inequality and the Limits of Knowledge

Oct 1

Posted by Mark Essel in Uncategorized

Future trends with large scale computing

Tags: Bell Inequality, life transition, Morale Relativism, Physical Relativism, physics, Quantum Entanglement, world of warcraft

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Revoking Users Rights and Priveleges on Computers

Jun 30

Posted by Mark Essel in Uncategorized

Future trends with large scale computing

Tags: rights, user rights

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Transformers2 CryptoNazis

Jun 30

Posted by Mark Essel in Uncategorized

Michael Bay redefines failure with Transformers 2 (WARNING SPOILERS IN AUDIO) don’t be too worried

And the threat William F. Buckley “You better stop calling me a cryptonazi or I’ll sock you in the god damn face and you’ll stay plastered”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYymnxoQnf8

Tags: CryptoNazi, Michael Bay Sucks, Transformers2, William F. Buckley

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Longer Post

Jun 22

Posted by Mark Essel in Uncategorized

Even a longer post: Daniel Bastos took impecable notes but was unable to fight the barrier of logging in and typing them. Luckily he emailed them to me…

topic: homepages

[x] 1. images are not a problem
[x] 2. talk on the web is usually a distraction

[x] a. it’s like the news
[x] b. proofs

4. which is why email/usenet are more efficient in technical conversations

3. how to coordinate a voice conference over the internet
[x] note to self: answer: let it roll on its own.

topic: miss south carolina

[x] 1. she’s technically right (modulo perhaps some understandable nonsense).
[x] and it exemplifies the current educational systems in the entire
world

fun with notes:
talk trace: miss south carolina -> education -> society -> logic (nazi
argument) -> physics -> logic (rejecting assumptions) -> physics
(relativity) -> assumptions -> physics (relativity) -> talk trace ->
society (rebels, anarchism) -> linguistics -> logic (proofs, axioms,
language) -> stuff -> rpg

Tags: Local vs. Universal Laws of Nature, technical web conversations

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Planes, Brains and (Black) Holes

Jun 12

Posted by Mark Essel in Uncategorized

Crapchat hosts Eli Sacks and Mark Essel are joined by special guest Daniel Bastos. The discussion begins with blackhole radiation, covers the defective planes, and then moves on the complexity of the human body.

Part 1:

(er, a block at Earth’s surface, weighing 1 kg, lifted 1 meter: PE = mgh = 1 kg * 9.8 m/s^2 * 1 m = 9.8 kg m^2/s^2 = about 10 joules, not 1 joule)

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Tags: biology, black hole, harmful radiation, planes

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Ideal Roleplaying Games

Jun 4

Posted by Mark Essel in Uncategorized

Eli discusses his views of ideal role-playing games, and Mark notes his own observations on what makes for a fantastically fun gaming experience.

Part 1:

Part 2:

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Tags: roleplaying game, rpg

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Clothing, nudity, and people who are lying to themselves

Jun 1

Posted by lidicus in Uncategorized

First we sum up our phone conversation. Then we discuss womens’ clothing. We try to figure out why humans dress the way that they do.

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Tags: art, censorship, clothing, rights, women

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crapchat

podcasts by Mark, Eli, and Daniel (unedited, adult language, geeky humor)

Haskell, Ruby Tutorial’s compared (Leksah IDE failed to install)

Crapchat on Binomial expansion, Taylor series practice, and LISP

World of Warcraft Airwolf Meets Bell Inequality and the Limits of Knowledge

Revoking Users Rights and Priveleges on Computers

Transformers2 CryptoNazis

Longer Post

Planes, Brains and (Black) Holes

Ideal Roleplaying Games

Clothing, nudity, and people who are lying to themselves

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