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Haskell, Ruby Tutorial’s compared (Leksah IDE failed to install)

January 2, 2010 No comments
[1:33:48 PM] Mark Essel: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Functional_programming
[1:52:47 PM] Mark Essel: http://tryruby.org/
[2:01:20 PM] Mark Essel: http://clojure.org/
[2:01:50 PM] Mark Essel: http://fantom.org/
[2:09:47 PM] Mark Essel: http://www.paulgraham.com/ideas.html
[2:19:05 PM] Mark Essel: http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/Meta-tutorial
[2:21:23 PM] Mark Essel: http://leksah.org/download.html *couldn’t get this to work*
[2:30:14 PM] *** Mark Essel added Lidicus ***
[2:32:25 PM] Mark Essel: http://tryruby.org/
[2:33:37 PM] Mark Essel: http://haskell.org/ghc/download_ghc_6_12_1.html#windows
[2:38:36 PM] Mark Essel: http://book.realworldhaskell.org/read/
*some Haskell code didn’t come in nicely*
[2:40:27 PM] Mark Essel: fail
[2:43:45 PM] Mark Essel:  http://tryruby.org/
[2:44:48 PM] Mark Essel: http://codepad.org/
[2:48:45 PM] Mark Essel: http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/Meta-tutorial
[2:50:05 PM] Mark Essel: array.each do |asshole|
[2:51:41 PM] Mark Essel: http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/Learn_Haskell_in_10_minutes
[2:56:47 PM] Mark Essel: http://www.victusspiritus.com
[3:08:37 PM] Mark Essel: http://tryruby.org/
[3:34:03 PM] Mark Essel: maui
[4:05:31 PM] Mark Essel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-zj9bnHhAg
[4:17:17 PM] Lidicus: http://news.google.com/archivesearch?pz=1&cf=all&ned=us&hl=en&q=%22thus+afforded%22
[4:25:03 PM] Mark Essel: http://tryruby.org/
[4:44:59 PM] Mark Essel: http://mashable.com/2009/12/29/nokia-apple-itc-complaint/

[1:33:48 PM] Mark Essel: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Functional_programming[1:52:47 PM]

Mark Essel: http://tryruby.org/[2:01:20 PM] Mark Essel: http://clojure.org/[2:01:50 PM]

Mark Essel: http://fantom.org/[2:09:47 PM]

Mark Essel: http://www.paulgraham.com/ideas.html[2:19:05 PM]

Mark Essel: http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/Meta-tutorial[2:21:23 PM]

Mark Essel: http://leksah.org/download.html[2:30:14 PM] ***

Mark Essel added Lidicus ***[2:32:25 PM]

Mark Essel: http://tryruby.org/[2:33:37 PM]

Mark Essel: http://haskell.org/ghc/download_ghc_6_12_1.html#windows[2:38:36 PM]

Mark Essel: http://book.realworldhaskell.org/read/[2:39:52 PM]

Mark Essel: fail[2:43:45 PM]

Mark Essel:  http://tryruby.org/[2:44:48 PM]

Mark Essel: http://codepad.org/[2:48:45 PM]

Mark Essel: http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/Meta-tutorial[2:50:05 PM]

Mark Essel: array.each do |stuff|[2:51:41 PM] *edited to correct for offensiveness*

Mark Essel: http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/Learn_Haskell_in_10_minutes[2:56:47 PM]

Mark Essel: http://www.victusspiritus.com[3:08:37 PM]

Mark Essel: http://tryruby.org/[3:34:03 PM]

Mark Essel: maui[3:58:15 PM]

Mark Essel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-zj9bnHhAg[4:17:17 PM]

Lidicus: http://news.google.com/archivesearch?pz=1&cf=all&ned=us&hl=en&q=%22thus+afforded%22[4:19:29 PM]

Mark Essel: http://tryruby.org/[4:44:59 PM]

Mark Essel: http://mashable.com/2009/12/29/nokia-apple-itc-complaint/

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Crapchat on Binomial expansion, Taylor series practice, and LISP

December 27, 2009 No comments

We have compressed hours of meaningless banter into a few compressed links for only our most devoted fans. Bless you all.

[Witching Hour] Lidicus::afk smoke
[4:36:24 PM] Mark Essel: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fibonacci_number
[4:37:29 PM] Mark Essel:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Fibonacci_spiral_34.svg
[4:37:55 PM] Mark Essel: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N-body_problem
[4:41:35 PM] Mark Essel: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=binomial
[4:42:19 PM] Mark Essel: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory
[4:43:35 PM] Mark Essel: List?
[4:43:46 PM] Lidicus: lisp
[4:43:48 PM] Mark Essel: k
[4:43:52 PM] Mark Essel:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisp_(programming_language)
[4:44:04 PM] Lidicus: sure sure sure sure sure
[4:45:01 PM] Lidicus: “Listen you queer: call me a crypto-nazi one more
time and I’ll sock you in your goddamned face; and you will stay
plastered.”
[4:45:55 PM] Lidicus: and golden grahams…
[4:49:45 PM] Mark Essel:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scheme_(programming_language)
[4:50:13 PM] Mark Essel: http://www.haskell.org/
[4:50:27 PM] Mark Essel: http://www.scala-lang.org/
[4:50:37 PM] Lidicus: has kell will program reads the card of a man
[4:50:48 PM] Mark Essel:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C_Sharp_(programming_language)
[4:51:05 PM] Lidicus: is anyone even reading this?
[4:54:36 PM] Mark Essel: saving for later

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World of Warcraft Airwolf Meets Bell Inequality and the Limits of Knowledge

October 1, 2009 2 comments

Future trends with large scale computing

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Revoking Users Rights and Priveleges on Computers

June 30, 2009 No comments

Future trends with large scale computing

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Transformers2 CryptoNazis

June 30, 2009 No comments

Michael Bay redefines failure with Transformers 2 (WARNING SPOILERS IN AUDIO) don’t be too worried

And the threat William F. Buckley “You better stop calling me a cryptonazi or I’ll sock you in the god damn face and you’ll stay plastered”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYymnxoQnf8

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Longer Post

June 22, 2009 No comments

Even a longer post: Daniel Bastos took impecable notes but was unable to fight the barrier of logging in and typing them. Luckily he emailed them to me…

topic: homepages

[x] 1. images are not a problem
[x] 2. talk on the web is usually a distraction

[x] a. it’s like the news
[x] b. proofs

4. which is why email/usenet are more efficient in technical conversations

3. how to coordinate a voice conference over the internet
[x] note to self: answer: let it roll on its own.

topic: miss south carolina

[x] 1. she’s technically right (modulo perhaps some understandable nonsense).
[x] and it exemplifies the current educational systems in the entire
world

fun with notes:
talk trace: miss south carolina -> education -> society -> logic (nazi
argument) -> physics -> logic (rejecting assumptions) -> physics
(relativity) -> assumptions -> physics (relativity) -> talk trace ->
society (rebels, anarchism) -> linguistics -> logic (proofs, axioms,
language) -> stuff -> rpg

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Collaboration via Internet

June 20, 2009 No comments

Many topics discussed, covering usenet, collaboration, what’s the web vs. internet.

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Planes, Brains and (Black) Holes

June 12, 2009 No comments

Crapchat hosts Eli Sacks and Mark Essel are joined by special guest Daniel Bastos.  The discussion begins with blackhole radiation, covers the defective planes, and then moves on the complexity of the human body.

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(er, a block at Earth’s surface, weighing 1 kg, lifted 1 meter: PE = mgh = 1 kg * 9.8 m/s^2 * 1 m = 9.8 kg m^2/s^2 = about 10 joules, not 1 joule)

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Ideal Roleplaying Games

June 4, 2009 No comments

Eli discusses his views of ideal role-playing games, and Mark notes his own observations on what makes for a fantastically fun gaming experience.

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    Media Availability, and Unnecessary Hurdles to Purchase It

    May 25, 2009 No comments

    Eli and Mark disect the incomprehensible inner workings of modern media blockades to simple purchases.

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